1. OK, this is going to be great.
2. That sounded better in my head.
3. Do you want, like, actual dirty talk or just kind of dirty talk.
4. Should I tell, like, a dirty story, or do you just want dirty commentary?
5. I should probably clear this with you now: Are there any words I might say that will make you go, “Ew. Gross. I hate that word”?
6. “Oh, yeah, you like that?” *five minutes pass* “Oh, yeah, you like that?” *five minutes pass* “Oh, yeah, you like that?”
7. I’m sorry, I didn’t know “I love when your boobs bounce up and down” would make you self-conscious.
8. Wait, you’re going to talk dirty back, right?
9. WHAT DO YOU MEAN “YOU FEEL WEIRD SAYING STUFF?”
10. Just say something nice about my penis. Compliment it.
11. Yeah, awkward, right?
12. OK, I was not expecting that and neither was my penis.
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