- He constantly talks about how good he is in bed.
- His last girlfriend, or 2 became a lesbian. Something is wrong with this picture.
- He has a few drinks in his system before the act.
- He thinks that foreplay is a sloppy kiss.
- He has to watch porn.
- When you make out with him, he is stingy with his caresses and touches. This is a red flag that homeboy is a selfish lover…and we all know that selfish lovers don’t make good shags.
- During a makeout session, he directs you to please him as quickly as possible then falls asleep immediately after the fact. I’m not impressed.
Post by "The Loverman" Jerry Wade in Indy on Sep 5, 2010 at 8:54 pm
