1. Don’t sleep with him until the _____ date. Like many of these “rules,” if he’s the kind of guy who’s looking for a girl who follows them, he’s the wrong guy. Whether you have sex in the first five minutes or the first five months, he should respect you just the same, because when a woman wants to have sex and has sex, that doesn’t make her slutty. Getttt thatttt D. If you want it. OK I’ll stop.
2. Don’t ask a guy out. Just let all the guys you don’t want to go out with ask you out, while you stare wistfully into your glass of wine wishing you could be having dinner with someone you actually like. Yup, that’s a great rule that wastes nobody’s time. DUDE. Ask a guy out if you want.
3. Play hard to get or else IT’S ALL OVER, AND HE WILL BE TURNED OFF. Again, if you text a guy within the first 24 hours of a date and he reads that as you being Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction, not only is this guy arrogant as shit, but he is a moron. It’s 2014. You are not Rapunzel in a tower. You are a woman who has a job and a life and fingers to text with. You do not have time to wait around just because you want a man to think of you in a certain way.
Dating Rules You Need to Break Immediately was originally published on wzakcleveland.com
